Amy Winehouse

Comes as no surprise.
You should have gone to rehab.
You said "No, No, No."

Facebook

"Liking" my status.
Commenting on my own posts.
F*@% I have no life!!


Submitted by:
William Thompson
Philadelphia, PA

Reality Star

Kardashian whore.
X-rays ass to prove it's real.
Why are you "famous"?


Submitted by:
William Thompson
Philadelphia, PA

Columbo

Peter Falk is dead.
Struggled with dementia.
You gonna eat that?


Submitted by:
William Thompson
Philadelphia, PA